Dating Pick-up Lines Just For Fun

Use These and You Will Stay Single

Pick up lines? Yes or No?

There is no such thing as a good pick up line... Trust me. Never use pick-up lines on a women unless she is so ugly that you actively want to chase her away. Although, if she's that ugly, she's probably desperate too. Pick up lines should be avoided at all costs.

Top pick up lines - good for a laugh only Just for a laugh here are some funny lines! They are all guaranteed to completely ruin your chances of dating success. Use them at your own peril.
 

Hi, my name is Pete. Remember it because you'll be shouting it out later on tonight!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Was your daddy a thief, 'cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Was your daddy a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Was your daddy king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your daddy a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you because you're so electrifying.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

How do you like your eggs cooked 'cause I just wanted know what to make for you for breakfast.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you wanna have kids with me or do you just wanna practice?

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".

Sex is a killer and I want to die happy.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Just where do those legs of yours end?

You know, you look so hot you must be real reason for global warming.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

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